Yo mama

Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so fat, when Santa Claus went down the chimney, he said, "Ho, ho, hooooly sh*t!"

I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"

Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.

Yo mama's so poor, I knocked on the front door of her house and realized I was already outside in her backyard!

Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!

Yo mama so stupid, when I told her she needed some cats, she came back with...

CRASH, ARENA, TURBO STARS!

Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"