Yo mama jokes

Yo mama eat so much that she threw up a thousand times and said, "Help me, son!"

Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.

Yo' mama is a joke.

Yo mama is so dumb, she wanted to get some ice, but she went to Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt cream! 🤣

Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.

Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.

Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."

Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!

DEEZ NUTS!

Yo mama so ugly, she made everybody's face fall off.

Yo' mama is so stupid, she couldn't find a needle in a haystack.

Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.

Q: What do you call a clean idiot? A: Soap on a Dope.

Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"

Yo' mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

Yo' mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.

Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Suck my butts, queer.

Yo mama so fat, she the iceberg.