Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.
yo mama so fat she sat next to everyone on the plane
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.
Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.
Yo mama so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing Let It Go.
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.
The Yo Mama song to end all yo mama jokes.
If you know what song this is parodying, you get a cookie.
Well, it’s a oooh, yo mama.
Ohhh, Yo Mama.
oh wop oh wop...YO MAMA!
Yo mama so fat, she gotta bathe in Sea World.
Well, it’s a oooh, yo mama.
Ohhhh, YO MAMA!
Oh woo ohhh, YO MAMA!
Yo mama so slow she took 9 months to get the joke.
Your own motheeer makes me giggle.
Her struggling to do taaaasks, see her belly wiggle.
HEY!
Yo mama so fat she on both sides o’the family.
Yo mama so inbred her own fam’ly tree
Looks like a spider web an’ yo mama so hairy
I thought it was King Kong I saw, that bitch is scary.
Yo mama so dumb a kid said “gimme a fag”
And in response she kidnapped Ricardo in a giant bag.
Yo mama so blind, she drove through puppies in a blunder
I swear I almost thought the driver was Stevie Wonder.
Yo mama so old, she’s nostalgic for the big bang.
Drier than Sahara, that crusty old thang.
Well, it’s a oooh, yo mama.
Ohhh, Yo Mama.
oh wop oh wop...YO MAMA!
Yo Mama so fat her picture still printing out.
Well, it’s a oooh, yo mama.
Ohhhh, YO MAMA!
Oh woo ohhh, YO MAMA!
Yo mama so ugly I thought you had two dads.
MMMMMMM
ahhhhhh
ohhhohoh
Your own motheeer, your own motheeeeer’s pussy is tight.
It’s not too dryyy or weeet it’s just right.
Hey Mama!
I fucked her so hard, the bitch done passed out
but not before I creamed all over her and shout
“I’M FUCKING THESE MOMS ALL THE WAY TO HEAVEN!
Don’t care if she’s 20 or 77!
I’m doing all the moms all over the worl’
Even if they weren’t ‘riginally born a girl.
A pussy’s a pussy no matter who its from
Don’t care if that woman is smart or dumb!”
That’s the truth there, baby! Even if
yo mama too stupid to tell apart her own kid
or if she’s so fugly, she’s the reason why
Helen Keller, poor soul, went deaf and blind.
I want to fuck every MILF on Earth
it don’t matter how much her ass is worth
or if she’s so poor, coal on Christmas is a treasure
Would I fuck her anyway? It would be my pleasure.
My body count so high can’t nobody top me
She said, “I’ll call you Freddie Mercury cause I want you to rock me.”
I said, “aiight bet! Can’t nobody stop me!”
Well, it’s a oooh, yo mama.
Ohhh, Yo Mama.
oh wop oh wop...YO MAMA!
But yo mama still so poor Africans donate to her!
Zis iz za best joke in za west:exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama
Yo mama so poor the Greasers got jealous.
Yo mama so rich the Socs got jealous.
Yo mama so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
Yo mama so old that she knew "The Outsiders" when they were "The Insiders."
Yo mama so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
Yo mama so strict that in The Outsiders she was Darry.
Yo mama so fat when she got buried it toke them all the trees on earth for her coffin
