Yo mama jokes

Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.

Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.

"Yo mama is so fat that when I buried her, she made the Earth round."

Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!

Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.

Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.

Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!

Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.

Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.

Yo mama so fat, she classified as a whole solar system.

Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."

Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.

I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.

Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"

Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"

Yo mama so rich,

her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!

Yo mama is so fat, when she saw the Titanic, she called it small.

Yo mama so fat, she sat next to everyone on the plane.