Yo mama jokes

Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.

Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.

Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.

Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.

Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.

Yo mama so fat, she went to space and there was no space left.

"Yo mama is so fat that when I buried her, she made the Earth round."

Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!

Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.

Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.

Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!

Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.

Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks, she thought she could buy a star.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.

Yo mama so fat, she classified as a whole solar system.

Yo momma so dumb that she thought Auradon was in "Varian And The Seven Kingdoms."

Yo mama so fat, she was the lead balloon in the Thanksgiving day parade next to Kermit the Frog.

I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.