Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.

Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.

Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.

Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.

Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.

Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.

Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.

Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.

Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.

Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.

Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"

Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!

Yo mama so FAT... I tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!

Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!

Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...

It became TEAM, 10, TONS!

Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.

Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!

Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.

Yo mama so fat that she needs 12 queen size mattresses to go to sleep.