Yo Mama so fat jokes
Yo mama so fat that her belt size is the Equator.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.