Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!

Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.

Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.

Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.

Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.

Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.

Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"

Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.

Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.

Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.

Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!

Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!

Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.

Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"

Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.

My friend: What's that supposed to mean?

Me: O B C D.

Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"

Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.

Yo mama so fat, she crosses every border.

Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.