Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama so fat that her belt size is the Equator.

Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.

Yo mama so fat,

Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"

Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.

Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.

Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."

Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.

Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.

Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.

Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"

Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.

My friend: What's that supposed to mean?

Me: O B C D.

Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!

Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.

Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.

Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.

Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"

Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.

Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.