Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
Yo Mama so fat the cops arrested her because she had 240 pounds of crack on her
Yo mama so fat, she was pulled over... FOR HAVING 12 POUNDS OF CRACK ON HER!
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
yo mamas so fat she woke up on both sides of the bed
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train it said weight limit passed everyone get off
Yo mama so fat that a whole forest grew on her but it was sad because she really smells so the forest died.
Yo mama so fat when she fell I didnt laugh but the concrete laughed up.