Yo mama so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.
Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.
Yo mama so fat that when she tried to get on the train, it said, "Weight limit passed, everyone get off!"
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.
Yo mama so fat she eats with three utensils a knife spoon and a forklift
yo mama so fat she crosses every border
yo mama so fat she orbits the sun
Yo mama so fat, when she joined Team 10...
It became TEAM, 10, TONS!
YO MAMA! Yo mama so FAT... i tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
Yo mama so fat, when she plays Undertale, Omega Flowey's mouth isn't big enough to eat her!
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
Yo mama so fat that she need 12 queen sides matresses to go to sleep
yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon
Yo Mama so fat the cops arrested her because she had 240 pounds of crack on her
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
Yo mama so fat, she was pulled over... FOR HAVING 12 POUNDS OF CRACK ON HER!
