Yo Mama so fat jokes
Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
Yo mama so fat, she was pulled over... FOR HAVING 12 POUNDS OF CRACK ON HER!
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldnโt.
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing to this day!
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.
Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."
Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
Yo mama's so fat, she's both in the Atlantic and Pacific ocean.
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Yo mama so fat, she is fat!
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!