Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing to this day!

Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.

Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!

Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.

Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."

Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.

Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.

Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.

Yo mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi, it caused a level 8 tsunami.

Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"

Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.

Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.

Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.

Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.

Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!

Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!

Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.