yo mama so fat flash couldnt run around her
yo mama so fat that if we cut her open we could stop world hunger
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming they found water on mars
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
Yo mama so fat that her belt size is Equator
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
yo mama so fat she stepped on earth and the earth cracked
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
yo mama so fat Donald trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said "I asked for your weight not your phone number"
yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double page spread
Yo mama so fat her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
