Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.

Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.

Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing to this day!

Yo mama so fat, when I went to the beach, the sun went down.

Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!

Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.

Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."

Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.

Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

Yo mama so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.

Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.

Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!

Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.

Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.

Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.