Yo mama so fat her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does
Yo mama so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall
yo mama so fat , when she ran... oh wait nevermind
yo mama so fat that when went out in high heels she came back in flip flops
yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Yo Mama so fat when I pushed her into the jacuzzi it caused a level 8 tsunami.
Yo mama so fat the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her
yo mama so fat she asked for a water bed and they gave her the ocean
yo mama so fat when god said let there be light! she blocked the sun.now we call her the moon
yo mama so fat flash couldnt run around her
Yo mamas so fat, she invented double doors!
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming they found water on mars
yo mama so fat that if we cut her open we could stop world hunger
Yo mama so fat she eats with three utensils a knife spoon and a forklift
yo mama so fat she crosses every border
Yo mama so fat a bombing and 89 story’s didn’t kill her
Yo mama so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ENDS WORLD HUNGER.
YO MAMA! Yo mama so FAT... i tried to picture her in my head... AND SHE BROKE MY GOD DAMN NECK!
yo mama so fat she orbits the sun
