Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.

Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing to this day!

Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.

Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!

Yo mama's so fat, she works in the movie theater as a screen.

Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."

Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.

Yo mama so fat,

Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.

Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.

Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.

Yo mama so fat that her belt size is the Equator.

Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."

Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!

Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.

Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.

Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.