Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.

Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.

Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!

Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it.

Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.

Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.

Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.

Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!

Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.

Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.

Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing to this day!

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.

Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!

Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."

Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.