Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.

Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.

Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.

Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.

Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.

Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."

Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.

Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.

Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.

Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!

Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it.

Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.

Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.

Yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put one foot on it.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.

Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.

Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.

Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!