yo mama so fat survivors of the titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink. but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
yo mama so fat she have to use pillow cases for socks
yo mama so fat that she broke the scale when she put on foot on it
yo mama so fat, when she passed by the tv I missed a whole season of SpongeBob
Yo mama so fat, i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing to this day
Yo mama so fat she is one of the boulders in Indiana jones.
Yo mama so fat! when she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!!!!!
Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said the one on the roof.
Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog
Yo mama so fat that her belt size is Equator
Yo mama so fat, she likes long romantic walks to the refrigerator.
yo mama so fat she stepped on earth and the earth cracked
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt everyone yelled tsunami!
yo mama so fat Donald trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016
yo mama so fat ur dad could never get away
Yo mama so fat she thought RAW MEN was RAMEN
yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double page spread
ME: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O MY FRIEND: what’s that supposed to mean ME: O B C D
Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said "I asked for your weight not your phone number"
