Yo mama so fat that she was born on the 3rd, 4th, and 5th of March.
Yo mama so fat, One Punch Man had to punch 3 times.
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.
Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!
Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
Yo mama so fat, when she said, "I want a boat," they gave her a naval ship.
Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils: A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT.
Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"
Yo mama so fat, she uses the equator as her belt.
Yo mama so fat, when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.
Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.
