Yo mama so fat that she was born on 3rd,4th and 5th of the March.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies she sneaks candy in her fat rolls.
Yo mama so fat she wears orions belt
yo mama so fat she dont need the internet because she is already world wide
yo mama so fat thanos had to snap twice
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
Yo mama so fat when she said i want a boat they gave her a naval ship
Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils : A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT
yo mama so fat, she uses the equater as her belt
yo mama so fat the she plays pingpong with the planets
Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.
Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!
Yo mama so fat when she took a picture of herself, her phone ran out of storage.
yo mama so fat that will smith could slap her from a mile away
yo mama so fat she ate saturn and mistaked it for bubble gum
Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.
Yo mama so fat i took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it
yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it. the pavement, it was absolutely cracking up