Yo Mama so fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of CRACK.
Yo mama so fat, her future is brighter than VY Canis Majoris!
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
Yo mama so fat, you deported herself.
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Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!