Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!

Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.

Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.

Yo mama so fat that she broke your computer!

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Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.

Your mama's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."

Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.

Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo mama so fat,

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Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

Yo mama so fat, she uses a mattress as a diaper.

Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."

Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!

Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.

Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!