Yo Mama so fat jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.
Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a monster truck she turned it into a lowrider.
Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
"Yo mama's so fat, that I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing today!"
Yo mama so fat, she is fat!
Yo mama so fat, that when she gets in a monster truck, it becomes a low-rider!
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.