Yo Mama so fat jokes
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama is so fat, she brought a pencil to early intervention!
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
Yo mama so fat, when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete laughed up.
Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!
Yo mama's so fat, she invented double doors!
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
Yo mama so fat, her blood type is mayonnaise.
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!