Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it.

Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.

Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.

Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for Wii Fit!

Yo mama so fat! When she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!

Yo mama so fat, she blocked my internet connection.