Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
Yo Mama So Fat Jokes
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Yo mama so fat that every time she takes a swim, the Arctic sinks by a mile!
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the earth, she sits around the earth.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, gravity was no more.
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Yo mama so fat that when she was in Uranus, she picked her butthole.
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Yo mama so fat, she is fat.
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
