Yo Mama so fat jokes
Yo mama's so fat, people think she only has one side!
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumps, NASA says a meteor hits Earth.
Yo mama so fat, every time she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went on the scale it said, "Still counting."
Yo mama is so fat, when she was a spy, she was called "double obese."
Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the people shout, "Free Willy!"
Fat jokes and mom jokesπ
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. Heβd have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mamaβs so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
Yo mama's so fat, she's a feminist!
This page is for fat jokes, right? Well, I am breaking the mold! Yo Mama so fat! That's not a Joke it's True.
P.S. If your mom is actually fat, then I am sorry that I don't care.