Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

Yo mama so fat.

She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the people shout, "Free Willy!"

Fat jokes and mom jokes😂

1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."

2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.

3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."

4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."

6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo mama so fat and old, she lifted her boob to wash under it, and a pilgrim fell from under it.

Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.

Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.

Yo mama's so fat, she's a feminist!

Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.

Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.

Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.

Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.

Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.

Yo mama's so fat, she even studied for the corona test.

Yo mama's so fat, she wrestled a polar bear and won.

Yo mama so fat, she needs to go to the gym.

Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.