Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!

Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.

Yo mama so fat, she plays ping pong with the planets.

Yo mama so fat, a bombing and 89 stories didn't kill her.

Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"

Yo mama so fat that her belt size is the Equator.

Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.

Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.

Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."

Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.

Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!

Yo mama so fat, that when she fell I didn’t laugh, but damn that sidewalk cracked up. 👋

Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.

Yo mama so fat the scale said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."

Yo mama so fat that you need a jack stand to get her up.

Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

Yo mama so fat, she is 4 feet tall laying down.