Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!

Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on the scale and it said a.k.a. "error."

Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

Yo mama so fat, even Dora can’t explore her.

Yo Mama so fat, she could fit you in her stomach.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach, the people shout, "Free Willy!"

Fat jokes and mom jokes😂

1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."

2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.

3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."

4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."

6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.

Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.

Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.

Yo mama's so fat, she's a feminist!

Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.

Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.

Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.