YAHOO

hv jnk

errrrmmm acshually some elementsh of wee are real while othersh are fake

YEA\

YEA

worstjokesever.com/@ubisoftaddict is alting as worstjokesever.com/@clownkris

YEA

GYAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

DIE

Lmao

no shit

ayyy isaac wsg!

WHAT POPPIN OPALLL

:(

do you know my other alts?

im one fr

dont mind that stupid slut

Not nice

that alt detector guy is obviously not AI, it's jsut a trol.

she is a dirty slut

reported

you can report people?

REPORTED

uhhhhhh

Shut up

GYAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

mario ass post

toodles

shut up

GYAOOOOOOOOOOOON

hi toast

Fr

WAIT YOU CAN REPORT PEOPLE????????????????

Yea

AYY LESGO

no

lmao

retard

Get reported

AHHHH

Daddy

NO

GYAOOOOOOOON

IM SORRY

YOU CAN ONLY REPORT POSTS DUMBASS

Hey Godzilla

Thats what i thoght buddy

HEY GYS

yuh

YES?

HI PERC

PERICY \

HI I HAVENT TALKED TO YOU IN FOREVER

percy jackson

slay

W RIZZLER

I AM THE RIZZLER

???

YOU GOT THE UNSPOKEN RIZZ

IM RIZZING yOU UP RN

....

*treat me like white tee*

ITS TOO MUCH RIZZ

FR

FR FR

GET OVER HERE

PERC

STFU SCHOLAR

WHAT

AYYYY WADE WSG?

DO YOU GUYS LIKE MY PFP

ITS JAKE

wsg guys

EYYYY COSMO

Hi cosmo!

hey

Omg hi leo!!

ALL MY FELLAS ARE HERE

whats up guys

a-a-a-a-a-ll my fellas

hey leo :DDDDDDDD

Hi Leo!!

Opal and I are watching a child murder documentary in class :DD

Hi sooploosh!

HI

OH

HI!!

fun it is 2 am and i cannot sleep !

hi soploosh :D

Wow thats early! Hope you sleep eventually

yuppers

=D

=DDDDDDDDD

Im happy rn =3

damn how come

also HI SOPLOOSH

That's good!

Im happy I made real friends here =3

Good morning

Am I one? We haven't talked in a bit

omg i have NO FRIENDS on here <3

at first everyone was rlly mean to me (which didnt bother me, I like upsetting ppl I hate) but now im happy abt making friends here =3

THATS MEAN

Okay goodnight sleep well everyone

I like to think so <3

Goodnight

i always liked u ll

Salad

Ok, thanks <3

yeh ur rlly cool =3

D:

Same

thanks

Night God

Hi wade

wade why r u always lurking

dumbass

I am a silent spectre

Lurking in the shadows

You're silent spectre???

weird but okay

Oh wait I read that wrong

I luv this image

not that bitch

Awwww

Lol

fuck his bitch ss

no one likes him :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

real

real tho?

im gonna roast him so bad someday

yesssss

real

dat my dog

Silent Spectre is cool

no he is not

No hes not

im back guys, i just made myself some food

REAALLL

REAL

your very unfunny and retarded wade

Im silly rn

He's kind of rude, but I won't try to convince you of anything lol

my pfp is now gay drake

Says you

tu quoque fallacy

Silent Spectre is based

drake? i like drake

SALAD

I love that youtuber

Salad

Salaaaaad

(the singer)

Saaaaaalad

ayy the trash trucks come on tuesday, have to wait another week buddy

saaaaalaaaad

thankyou!

Could you not bring that out rn

we all know your gay for jake

jake x toast x wade

mhmm!

threeshome

da faq

do you not believe me?

*you’re

Wade I need u to quit sucking my dick so hard I can feel ur teeth thru ur lips. I get u like it n all but like, ur lips r gonna start bleeding

You are autistic

wade is highly ugly too, he was NO SKIBIDI RIZZ!!!!!

No no sorry that sounded passive aggressive. I don't not believe you

ok haha

D:

But I have no proof lol

:)

Quit fetishizing autism its a real disorder ppl suffer from. its not smthn to get off to

Okay Stranger Things

The fuck is wrong with you

Who wouldn't want to look like steve?

you look like a rat

season 2 of stranger things was exactly the same as season one but just a teensy bit different n then they made it work somehow w the giant shadow spider

i could ask u the same question

Godzilla could beat the mid flayer btw

fr

How many seasons are there

dumbass

theres 4

gonna be 5 I think

hehe I know your secrets opal

That’s what I thought

bc 4 left on a big cliffhanger

your head is too small to comprehend dis info wade

Vecna was 4 right

Fr

yeh

No, I don’t watch Stranger Things

Yessss best season

wade no one likes you, go away

I don't mind him

BRO LIKES BEING DOMINATED =O

your an ugly bitch and i know your gay for toast

That’s why you’re based

Could we not do this rn guys?

not u soploosh

"m-make me~uhn"

lol

has anyone seen me mate hacker?

You are retarded

so r u buddy

STOP

Yes

FETISHIZING

MENTAL

DISORDERS

ITS

WEIRD

Go fuck yourself

can yall stfu

wdym by mate

cant. Im in school rn

i need him to hack the vegan teacher, she gave me a detention for eating a chicken drumstick

but I will when i get home

Have you never seen the Beluga videos?

<3 just for u

VEGAN TEACHER????

Fr tho this won't go anywhere

Good

my friend...

kys wade

Smart idea

Wade do u want me to film it for u

You first

I have I misread the sentence lol

yep

i dont mind wade tbh

No, film it for Jake

Luv fuckin myself =3

I forgot that was the british word for friend oops

Real

wade is gay for jake

wait I need to use nair but im running out

what is dat

wade is bi but he has a massive prefernece for twinky femboys

Idk where he is sorry

wades bi????? fr????

Hair removal cream

ohhh okay

You’re on all the drugs

okayyyyyy

WADE ARE YOU BI

it breaks down the bonds that hold ur hair in ur skin

Fuck no

DO NOT USE IT ON FACE NIPPLES OR GENITALS

IT WILL STING

its winter so i dont have to :D

Lol

He’s probably hacking the government

DO NOT USE NAIR ON SOFT TISSUE

WHATS A FACE NIPPLE

ACNE

IDK

OH

REALLL '

Opal please stop instigatinggggg

have you guys seen pablo? he might help my find hecker

yall wtf did wade do to you...

hes mean =c

Or one of the mods

n he sucks my dick too hard

um dont question that thing

Yes

I saw him a couple of hours ago but idk where he went

where?????

things.

He was with Hecker

oh

belgua

But where is hecker?

blegua

wsg

what about pepper... aahhhh im so in loveeee

wtf

im good hbu?

i am fine

arent you dating skittle?

...... broke up with her.....

oh dam

im

online dating is cringe

yikes sorry

i mean, she broke up with me

if you online date go kys

...

BESIDES JAKE AND MADI

so my one day online dating means i should go kms

what’s good rizzlers

no lol

more long term ig?

hello

eyy amy!

With Pablo

I think shes with one of the mods now. Idk who

...

SKITTLE?

WHO TF IS SKITTLE?

sup bozo

heyyy

NOO

Sup ozob

WHO IS SKITTLE WHO IS SKITTLE WHO IS SKITTLE

I think lester

I LIVE FOR PEPPER ANYWAY

BEGULA WHOS SKITTLE

pus bozo

UNDERSTANDABLE SHE TOTALLY ISNT AI

wtf

yall are weird

he ate their nuts

Should I post the pic again

DONT

WHATEVER IT IS

PLEASE NO

WAIT WHAT ISIT

I CANT AFFORD TO BE HORNY RIGHT NOW

Too bad

my ex...

POST IT

wade i feel like you live in alaska or wyoming

GUYS

There ya go Amy

??? lol

no

wyoming does sound very much like him

no

NO

i’m leaving now

FUCK YOU WADE

WHO HERE WATCHES MY CHANNEL

I used to

USED to??!?!?!?

FUCK YOU wADEFUCK YOU wADEFUCK YOU wADEFUCK YOU wADEFUCK YOU wADEFUCK YOU wADE

bruh

My bad, I’ll catch up

You’re welcome

no

WADE DELETE THAT

YOUR A DISGUSTING

I'M SUBBED AND EVERYTHING

eat dick

WADE IS GAY FR

i have 9.8m subscribers !!!

Congratulations!

YAY THANK YOUUUU

thank you

Would you rather the helmet?

WADE

OFCCCC I GET SO MUCH ENTERTAINMENT FROM YOUR CHANNEL

its ok lol

yaya

GUYS FOLLOW ME OR DIE

Almost at 10m!!!

I choose death

i will strangle your face

NOO

death is looking real nice

yep!

congratssss

Greetings.

I FOLLOWED YOU OPAL

KILL YOURSELF

opal respectfully stfu

IM LEAVING

thankssss

D I E

OPAL A FAMOUS PERSON IS FOLLOWING YOU

i’m gone

i’m a ghost

wosh

There is no escape from THE HELMET.

* woah

bro wade we kno its u

I FOLLOWED YOU PERC

buh bye

WE GOT 10 LESAGGGOOO

YAYYYY TY

yw guysss

I ALREADY FOLLOWED DW

YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH

YALL DIDNT SEE THAT MK

:DDD

thanksssss

WADE

WSP

ofccccc

does anyone want me to follow you?

HOW SRE YOU

Pretty good, hbu?

Yes

SCORPOIUy

ok

better

SUBZERIUy

i am following you now

What happened

Thanks! Follow Bi Han too

ok!

okokokokokokoko

im following Bi Han now

i follow both of yall

should I follow them

I’ll follow you

thankyou!!!

guys, do you know why god wants to talk to me?

No

no

thank god the helmet is gone

uhhh ok im scard

norp

yus

okayyyy

its wade

WTF WHY AM I SCARED

i know

It’s obvious

oh lol

he likes torturing me wit creepy helmet pics

i followed you

Yes

lol

kys

I’m already dead

WADE DOES ME OR YOU HAVE MORE ALTS

revive yourself and then kill yourself again

conspiracy

You probably

Did that, Toast killed me

…

WADE

IDFK THEN

^^^^

I have like 15 from when I was banned

If you could read, you would see I answered.

^^

CAP

opal ^^^^^

WADE I HAVE 20

I have less

IM SO CLOSE TO YOU DDDD:

opal 1, opal 2, opal 3, opal 4, opal 5, opal 6, opal 7, opal 8, opal 9, jakeisgay, wjeexposed, xXhellok1ttyXx, pinkydoll, the gigachad, the gigachadette, the wje geni, the wje genie, a lonely person , wje fanfic page, harperr

and jake is gay

huh?

im za queen of alts

OMG YOUR JAKE IS GAY HAHAHA

YES OMG

dw about it

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