kid : hi janitor : wtf you want kid? kid : why are you rude? janitor : cuz i have a shitty job
So I was watching tv right? then i f..ing got banged in the eye with either a remore or metal tongs "wtf"
Roses are red my c0ck is blue oh shit wtf happen to you
Sketchy dude: you push this button you get 100 million dollars but 100 million people would die Me: if i push it more than once do i get more money Sketchy dude: yes but more people die Me: *rapidly pushes button* this is how you solve world hunger. Sketchy dude: ... wtf, your insane. Me: ...
Comedian: If you’re racist and you know it clap your hands Guy 1 & Guy 2: 👏👏 Comedian: WTF bros Comedian: And one of you is black and one is white. How does that work?
Wtf happend
Wtf
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Tiles
Wtf did you think he’d it with
A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy. The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!"
the only problem being short and gay is that when ever i try to tell people im top in my relationship they don't believe me because im shorter then the person im dating like wtf
jack and jill went up the hill to get to the house they turned the lights out the jill shouts ITS A DILDO WTF?
Rubbing everywhere but not the clit and asking "Do you like that?" (dude wtf)
What do rednecks and deaf people have in common?
Don’t care wtf you say or listen to shit you say😂
[god creating sharks] god: ok give them 3 rows of teeth. Angel: seems excessive but ok. God: and make them mean as hell. Angel: wtf y. God: BECAUSSE I SAID SO. Angel:.... god: and make one of the types have a hammer for a head angel: why do I still work for you? God: because I’m the only employer as of right now.
