40+ Best Wtf Jokes - Page 3 - Worst Jokes Ever

Bee

ethan · 8 years ago

God creating bees.

God: "Put a needle on their butt."

Angel: "Come on, God, wha-"

God: "Make its puke delicious."

Angel: "WTF"

Pussy

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

this convo is crazy

A screenshot of an online chat conversation between several users: Jake, amy, DonutDrawzz, leo, and Im With Stupid. The conversation begins with Jake making a shocking claim about seeing a person named Madi's private parts. The conversation then devolves into reactions and challenges from other users, culminating in a clarification by DonutDrawzz that Jake only saw 'cleavage'.

Museum

Shower thoughts · 2 years ago

The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."

Pool Table

Anonymous · 9 years ago

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?

A pool table.

Rape game

Anonymous · 4 years ago

"Would you like to play the rape game?"

"No wtf" she replied.

"That's the spirit!"

Internet meme

ligmaballs2.0 · 3 years ago

A picture of Kevin Hart looking confused with a microphone in his hand and the text 'WTF?! The Top 30 CYPHER AVENUE Internet Memes for Gay Men'.

Coffee

Anonymous · 2 years ago

The image is a meme featuring white text on a black background. It reads "WTF SEX FACTS# Drinking coffee before sex will make your orgasms 50x more intense."

Photoshop

Chri5 · 3 years ago

Please tell me this is photoshopped

A bald man with glasses, wearing a studded leather harness and holding two bottles of Beefeater gin. The text at the bottom of the image reads: "WTF. I hope for his sake there is some photoshop involved here."

Character design

Manga fan · 3 years ago

Meme:

A drawing that shows the evolution of a character's design. The character has four different sketches, each slightly different. There are arrows between each sketch, showing a progression, and ending with the character with a mustache and surprised expression. To the right, a shocked pink-haired girl is exclaiming, "WTF!?" A watermark reads "@szomoru38" at the bottom right corner.

Album

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Twitter conversation. The initial tweet from @OvOBrezzzy expresses extreme positive sentiment about a new Drake and 21 Savage album using vulgar and sexual language: 'Drake and 21 put both of they meat in my ears and nutted at once with this new album 🤤🤤🤤🔥🔥🔥'. A user named peazy replies, criticizing the phrasing with 'just say the album good nigga wtf', accompanied by a reaction image of a character looking disgusted from an animated movie.

Week

Caitlyn 🐈🦋 · 3 years ago

I never knew this 😶

A yellow minion with big eyes and an open mouth, looking surprised. On the left, the text says, "It sure is strange that after Tuesday the rest of the week spells WTF." In the lower right corner, in a black box, it says, "GOOD MORNING!"

Boss

NICE GIRL · 3 years ago

WTF

A baby with wide eyes and a concerned expression is pictured. The text on the image reads, "THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU SEE YOUR BOSS ON THE GOLF COURSE AFTER CALLING IN SICK."

Hypocrisy

Emma Stan · 2 years ago

A six-panel stick figure comic strip. In the first panel, a stick figure with a black head insults a stick figure with a white head. The white-headed figure responds, 'WTF?'. In the second panel, the black-headed figure dismisses the comment as 'just a joke' and accuses the white-headed figure of having 'thin skin'. In the third panel, the white-headed figure insults the black-headed figure by calling him 'fat'. In the fourth panel, the black-headed figure begins to cry profusely. In the fifth panel, the white-headed figure criticizes the black-headed figure for crying, asking if he's a psychopath and saying 'This is why nobody likes you'. In the final panel, the black-headed figure runs away crying.

Florida Man

tabs1528 · 2 years ago

Bro WTF?

The image shows a headline that reads "Florida man arrested for tranquilizing and raping alligators in Everglades." Below the text, there is a photo of a man with wide eyes and a goofy expression, placed over a background photo showing alligators in a swamp.

Thought

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

If you could see me you would think she's crazy af

A dark-skinned man is holding a white hairdryer pointed upwards. Text above reads "WTF IS HE BLOW DRYING?" and below, "HIS THOUGHTS?"

Autocorrect

Anonymous · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a chat conversation on Chat Avenue shows one person accidentally saying "Ur so hot i would let u cheat on me" due to autocorrect. They then say "Woahhh wtf I just meant to say hey" and "Autocorrect fucking with me".

WiFi

Anonymous · 2 years ago

wtf is this wifi

The image shows a wifi connection bar with the text "It Burns When IP" to the left of it.

Dog

《 rmk 》 · 3 years ago

actually though

A poster on a pole with the text "LOST DOG" and instructions: "DO NOT CALL OUT. DO NOT FOLLOW. DO NOT APPROACH." Below this is a picture of a white dog. At the bottom, there is the text "wtf they gon do then???"

House

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

bro wtf is tihs ad

A video game ad showing a baby crawling away from a man in an orange shirt in a house. The text says, "Play Whos Your Daddy. Play Around In Your Two-Story House And Garden Packed With Potentially Dangerous Items. Sponsored. MaxLevelFun. Download"

Transportation

Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago

A screenshot of Google Maps travel times overlaid on a faded American flag and a saluting soldier silhouette. It shows an 8-minute car ride, a 2 hour and 44-minute public transport trip, and a 1 hour and 3-minute walk. Above the image, text reads "WTF IS PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION" followed by eagle emojis.

Community talk

Bree-777

WTF HAPPENED WHILE I WAS GONE?! CHARLIE BBY. PLEASE TELL ME!

B1GG35TNUT5

BRO NO ONE IS ONLINE THIS WEBSITE IS SO DEAD AND WTF IS SW PEOPLE KEEP TALKING ABOUT THAT AND IDK WTH IT IS

Anonymous

bro this site has been so dead this week wtf