what did the woman with no hands get for christmas? no idea. she hasn’t opened her present yet.
What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of gloves! Nah, I’m not that mean, he’s still trying to open his presents.
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas? He got gloves. Ohh sry he cud never open the present.
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH
