Wise jokes
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
A wise man once told me: "If you poke the bear in prison, the bear will happily return the favor when it's time to shower."
Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
The toaster;
otherwise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.
A Chinese wise man once said, "ching chong ling long ting tong," which means, "keep striving in life."
Here is the meaning of the name Gwen!
Good
Wise
Enough
Nice
Mean meaning of the name Gwen!
Grumpy
Words
Enough
Nasty
Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.
A wise man once said, "don't think young, think tight." He was a priest.
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."