Animatronics jokes

Freddy, Bonnie, Cheka, Foxy, and Balloon Boy FNAF.

Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?

FNAF Sister Location.

Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.

Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.

I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.

I have a fish that can breakdance!

Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?

He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.

Sex dolls are alive in the Toy Story universe.