Five nights at freddys jokes

What did Bonnie say to Chica?

"Go kill yourself, dumbass bitch."

Withered Bonnie, more like Bonnie Mcnutt!

Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach

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Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!

Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.

I was working at Fredbear’s, but then I got bite of ‘83’d.

Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

What is a cannibal's favorite restaurant?

Five Guys.

How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom.

Me walking in to the office:

Principal: Tell me, what did you do?

Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...