WiFi

WiFi Jokes

Church

Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?

They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.

Update

Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.

Stephen Hawking

The reason Stephen Hawking died was because he switched WiFi routers from Sky to Virgin, so his computer lagged out.

Momma

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't need Wi-Fi, she is already worldwide!

Signal

There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.

Misunderstanding

A husband got a message from his neighbor one day. It read, "Hey, I'm sorry I had to tell you like this but I have been doing your wife for months now." The husband went to go grab his gun and shot his wife. He hid the evidence and a few hours later he got another message from his neighbor saying, "Sorry, meant using your wifi."

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  • Death

    Why did Steven Hawking die?

    He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.

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