What do you call someone who farts in public? A private tutor.
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.
Why did Jimmy throw the clock out the window? Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock the man who knife raped his wife.
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
You can always bully an orphan. Who are they gonna tell, their parents?!
I knew this one guy who liked to swim with the fishes, then the mob got a hold of 'em...
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "May I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The man replies, "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. =knock knock= "Who's there?" "Nobody, because chickens don't talk."
The more people who like to eat Tide Pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
One day whilst walking up a hill, Jack saw a prostitute named Jill. Jill was dressed in kinky, leather gear that made Jack really, really horny.
Jack, who hadn't stuck it in for a few weeks, was keen to ask this sexy young maiden how much she would charge. "1 buck for a suck, 2 buck for a fuck," she said as she stroked his ever-hardening one-eyed snake.
"Yeah, I'll have both of them," said Jack, who was about to cum in his trousers. So Jill led Jack to behind the well, and they sucked and fucked for an hour. After that, they both contracted AIDS and died of it, as they did not see a doctor. THE END
Guess what? Chicken butt.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anal.
KNOCK KNOCK WHOS THERE JERK JERK WHO THIS WEBSITE WHO
I like tacos more than you like tacos.
Who likes more tacos?
Mee! said the taco.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why could she not get back up? Because she had no friends. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Susie.......
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
what do you call a chicken who crossed the road?........suicidal.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knock, knock." "Knock, knock who?" "Can you let me in now?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam foot got caught in the door, can you please open it!
What do you say to a woman who is completely beaten up on her face, full of bruises, and has a broken jaw?
"Will you listen now?!??"
