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How Jupiter was discovered.

Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there?

Not Susie.

Stranger: Knock knock.

Person: Who's there?

Stranger: Sugma.

Person: Sugma who?

Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!

Who are voting for this election? I'm voting for Tricity, so vote for Tricity. Electricity!

A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it and shouts "I love my country!" Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country!" Finally, the Iraqi man drops a bomb and shouts, "I love my country!"

Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted, my house blew up!"

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow use, you wouldn't get it.

"My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say, "Knock knock." We’d say, "Who’s there?" Then she’d say, "I can’t remember"... and start to cry."

Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?

I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Crippling depression.

Crippling depression who--?

Me.

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    • Why did the chicken cross the road?

    Why?

    To get to the idiot's house.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    The chicken.

    So, about a year ago I was riding a horse, and out of nowhere the horse tried to flip me off it and I fell off. I would have been OK, but my foot got stuck in the stirrup. The horse dragged me along and didn't stop.

    I would have died if it weren't for the Walmart manager who came out and unplugged the horse.

    Who are the fastest readers? Nine-eleven victims, because they fell through 720 stories in under 10 seconds.