Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who? (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he's a really deep sleeper.
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artificial Intelligence.
Fuck you people who made those jokes! (but some were funny but the starving one is messed up!)
There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.
Wyatt is a guy who still doesn't have a girlfriend because he didn't sit with Yanely and Jasmine at lunch. Funny joke, huh?
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, cows go moooooooooooo, not whooooooooooooooooooooo!
Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.
Who’s the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table?
Circumference.
RIP Stephen Hawking who was buried today... he did always love black holes.
Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?"
The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom.
Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket in the toilet."
Who's Hitler's best friend? Nazis me.
I took an Uber home the other day, and the bastard was swerving all over the road and driving on the shoulder... I said, "Who the f*ck taught you to drive?" To this, he replied, "Stevie Wonder."
Who likes eating ass?
My Little Pony.
I have a friend who has no arms, her name is Suzy. I always tell her this one knock knock joke, "Knock Knock!" "Who's there?" Not Suzy.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Stephen Hawking.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she didn't have any arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.
The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.
The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.
What am I?
A: A baby.
Cannibal (n.) Someone who is fed up with people.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not Stephen Hawking."
