Wholesomeness jokes

Deez nuts, can we get much higher?

Boioioioing boioioioing, my name Jeff.

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Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends

The happier they get, the less they see.

A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?

I'm not fat!!

I'm a Nutritional Overachiever.

If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?

They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.