Wheel chair jokes
A girl was going through some really bad health issues at her house. It got so bad that she had to be rushed to the hospital.
Her husband found out about this after work and went to check on her. When he got there, the desk lady immediately pointed down the hall to a doctor. The guy walked up to the doctor, "Are you the one taking care of my wife?" The doctor glanced away from his papers, "Yes, that would be me, but I am afraid that she is in very bad condition. I have bad news and good news. The bad news is that she will have to be wheeled around in a wheelchair. Also, she can't eat normally. Taking care of her will become very hard. Basically, it will be like taking care of a big baby." Shocked, the guy says, "Wait, if that's the bad news, than what is the good news?" The doctor goes, "I'm just kidding with you, she died!"
How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
Me: My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, and I had her wheelchair.
Me: Guess who came crawling right back?
The reason Steven Hawking died is he lost his internet connection.
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
How do you know when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?
Take her wheelchair, she'll come crawling back.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
What is the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.