My friend that was in a wheel chair was getting bullied so I said stand up for yourself.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
I broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
My girlfriend broke up with me so I stole her wheel chair guess who came crawling back
I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
A girl was going through some really bad health issues at her house. It got so bad that she had to be rushed to the hospital.
Her husband found out about this after work and went to check on her. When he got there, the desk lady immediately pointed down the hall to a doctor. The guy walked up to the doctor, "Are you the one taking care of my wife?" The doctor glanced away from his papers, "Yes, that would be me, but I am afraid that she is in very bad condition. I have bad news and good news. The bad news is that she will have to be wheeled around in a wheelchair. Also, she can't eat normally. Taking care of her will become very hard. Basically, it will be like taking care of a big baby." Shocked, the guy says, "Wait, if that's the bad news, than what is the good news?" The doctor goes, "I'm just kidding with you, she died!"
What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.
