Wheel chair jokes
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
Who is the best at musical chairs?
The kid in the wheelchair.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
I broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
For sale: Wheelchair, one careful owner, no longer needed.
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
What do you call a fat spеaky in a wheelchair spеaky chair?
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!
I bought my son a wheelchair for his birthday—turns out he couldn’t get in it.
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.