Wheel chair

Wheel chair jokes

What does a kid do when he's bored and he's sitting? He puts wheels on the chair and makes it a wheelchair.

Why did my mother buy me a Honda? She knows I can't move, so she pushed my wheelchair with me in it into the ocean. I survived just by a second, but a shark got my wheelchair, fucking bitch.

What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?

They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."

What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?

Take her wheelchair, she'll come crawling back.

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  • What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician in a wheelchair?

    Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.