Why did my mother buy me a honda she knows I can move so she pushed my wheel chair with me in it into the ocean I survived just by a second but a shark got my wheel chair fucking bitch
What do a gay guy in a wheel chair and a tomato have in common? They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
how do u properly eat a vegetable you tip over the wheel chair
Me and my girls friend broke up so I took her wheel chair and she came crawling back
Me: My gf broke up with me yesterday and I had her wheel chair
Me: guess who came crawling right back
The reason Steven hawking died is he lost his internet connection
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?
What Runs Faster Than Stephen Hawking In His Wheel Chair. His Internet
When two wheel chairs hit each other is it a fender bender
John say a Gay in a wheel chair
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable"
The wheels on the wheel chair go round and round
How do you know when I cabbage is boiled?
The wheel chair floats to the top
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?
Take her wheelchair, she'll come crawling back.
How do they execute paraplegics With the electric wheel chair
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician on a wheel chair? Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins Wheel Chair ?
A:) Tesla
what is the hardest part of a vegetable... The wheel chair
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheel chair
