how do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
the wheel chair rises to the top
Why did my mother buy me a Honda? She knows I can't move, so she pushed my wheelchair with me in it into the ocean. I survived just by a second, but a shark got my wheelchair, fucking bitch.
What do a gay guy in a wheel chair and a tomato have in common? They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
How do you properly eat a vegetable?
You tip over the wheelchair.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, so I took her wheelchair, and she came crawling back.
Me: My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, and I had her wheelchair.
Me: Guess who came crawling right back?
The reason Steven hawking died is he lost his internet connection
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?
What Runs Faster Than Stephen Hawking In His Wheel Chair. His Internet
When two wheelchairs hit each other, is it a fender bender?
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
The wheels on the wheel chair go round and round
How do you know when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?
Take her wheelchair, she'll come crawling back.
How do they execute paraplegics?
With the electric wheelchair.
What's the difference between Chaplin and a politician on a wheel chair? Chaplin does stand-up comedy, and the politician does sit-down... comedy.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
what is the hardest part of a vegetable... The wheel chair
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheel chair
