Wheel Chair Jokes

Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"

What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?

Rolling Loud 🎸🎸

When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."

My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."

Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.

There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.

What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?

Hot Wheels!

I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣

When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.

Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.

What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.

What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.

Now we call him hot wheels.

I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."

Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!

Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?

I told him to be a stand-up comedian!

Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?

Because they can’t stand up for themselves.

I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.

Who is the best at musical chairs?

The kid in the wheelchair.

What part of a vegetable can you not eat?

The wheelchair.