Wheel chair jokes
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
There was a kid in a wheelchair. I put him on fire and called him Hot Wheels.
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.
Now we call him hot wheels.
I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
Who is the best at musical chairs?
The kid in the wheelchair.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.