Wheel chair jokes
Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 馃幐馃幐
When a person in a wheelchair says, "You've never taken a step in my shoes," and you say, "To be honest, you haven't either."
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
Who is the best at musical chairs?
The kid in the wheelchair.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don鈥檛 understand why he just can鈥檛 stand up for himself.
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
I broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.