Water Jump jokes

Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.

Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!

Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.

Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.

Silence...................punch!

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!

"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"

Fuck it, suicide is wrong, but if you jump off a bridge and yell "parkour," it's a failed stunt.

If you jump off a bridge while crying, it's suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming "parkour," it's a failed stunt.

"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."

"Why not?"

"He keeps peeing in the pool."

"Well, all kids pee in the pool."

"Not from the diving board!"

I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."

I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.