Warhammer 40k jokes

What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?

*Loud explosion inside the tank*

"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."

We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!

You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.

"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."

"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."

"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."

A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!