Warhammer 40k jokes
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
*Loud explosion inside the tank*
"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.
We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!
A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
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A reincarnated and heavily modified T-Rex is something that's been on my drawing board for years
