Visitor jokes

Mike, ID is coming tonight.

Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?

A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.

I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was a shih tzu.

So there was a school shooting in Florida. Why didn't the shooter just go to Disney?.......sorry, I just work there and I'm trying to get people to come on down.

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal was a dog.

It was a shih tzu.

A time traveler walks into a bar.

He orders a beer and a shot of whiskey.