Virtual Assistant jokes

No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.

Explain Bear is always there for you.

"Alexa, open Kahoot!"

I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.

You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?

Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...

Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.

I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."

What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"

Stephen Hawking answers.

Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?

This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.