Virtual Assistant jokes

This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.

I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.

"Alexa, open Kahoot!"

No matter how lonely you get, you have Explain Bear.

Explain Bear is always there for you.

When someone calls you, say this: "Hi, welcome to Dave’s Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"

Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.

Hey Siri, where is my dad?

Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.

HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!

Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.

...WhAT-

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.

Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.