I'm evilest-evil man.
"Yes, you are," scared guy.
No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!
Villain Jokes
"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman?
The Dark Knight Rises.
Batman: Arkham Knight, developed by Rocksteady Studios, is the final installment in the critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham series. Released in 2015, the game is renowned for its immersive gameplay, compelling narrative, and stunning visual design, offering players an unparalleled experience of stepping into the shoes of the iconic Dark Knight.
The game's narrative is one of its standout features. Set one year after the events of Batman: Arkham City, the story sees Batman facing the ultimate threat against Gotham City. The Scarecrow returns to unite an impressive roster of super villains, including Penguin, Two-Face, and Harley Quinn, with a singular goal - to destroy Batman forever. The narrative is dark, intense, and filled with surprising twists, keeping players engaged till the very end.
In terms of gameplay, Batman: Arkham Knight introduces the Batmobile as a drivable vehicle, adding a new dimension to the series' signature gameplay elements. The game's combat system is fluid and satisfying, allowing players to feel the power of Batman with every punch and kick.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
If I had a dime for every time I heard someone say that F was the villain (Alphabet Lore), I would be rich.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
Me: "The villain has a point, you know."
Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:
You look like Megamind, drug dealer.
Why can't a homeless person be in "The Boys?"
Because he would have beef with Homelander.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
Megamind.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?
