Vanity jokes

Hear about the guy who dipped his nuts in glitter?

Pretty nuts!

Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.

My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.

When you look in the mirror, the mirror cracks.

Luckily for you, mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you, they can't laugh either.

Want another joke? Look in the mirror.

If you want a joke, look at yourself in the mirror!