Vanity

Vanity Jokes

Nut

Hear about the guy who dipped his nuts in glitter?

Pretty nuts!

Mama

Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Face

You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.

Mirror

My biggest joke: I’d show you, but I don’t have a mirror to show you.

Mirror

Luckily for you, mirrors can't talk, and luckily for you, they can't laugh either.