Boi ur forehead so big i can make a launchpad on that shit
My cousin: “how’s the lemonade stand supposed to run when ur at softball practice?!” Me: “lemonade stands can’t run, dufus.”
Why do orphans have no parents???say ur joke in the comments
bro if you think about it ur mom and god have 1 thing in common... there both big
You are so ugly when ur mum dropped u off at school she got fined of littering
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down
Tell it to ur parents and friends
Your hairline goes so far back that even ur mom couldn’t see it
Ur hairline is a artificial fact
When bob the builder looks at ur hairline he says we can't fix that
what do a banana and shampoo have in common
ur mom
Roses are red Violet are blue ur dad bought you
Why did the man get run over? Ur mom XD
Store owner: u have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: please.
Store owner: oh okay but get on ur tippy toes.
Kid: ever body is hugging
Figure:who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and hide: me
Figure:ok seek ur it me and hide will hide.
Seek:why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: because ur name is in seeker
Bully: ur momma so fat that the whales said we r family even though ur a little bigger tah us
Nerd: yo momma so ugly tat when she went in the bathtub the water jumped out
Silence...................punch!
ur smash me so hard i gave her the d
