Ur mum jokes

I fiddled your mum last night, she fucking moaned like a fucking wilder beast.

What is the definition of clapped?

Ur mum when I am in her bed.

An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.

(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")

Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.

"Ur mum gay..."

Sorry wrong person.

Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.

Ur mum.

My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!

Ur mum gay.

Ur mum homo.

Ur mum geiy 69 dinner 42 es dee get rekt kid 360 quikskope biatch!

Ur mum gay, lul.