Why is the tower of Pisa leaning Because unlike the twin towers it can doge
Unlike my syndrome I keep my chin up 🙌🏽😁
roses are red, unlike the rest, i'm the one who has your IP address.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
A woman walks into a doctor's office. She schedules an appointment and sits down it the waiting room. Whem it's her turn to talk to the doctor, she describes all of her symptoms, and they're unlike anything he's heard before. The doctor runs a few tests and steps out of the room. He comes back later, and says, 'Well I have good news and bad news.' The woman says, 'I'll hear the good news first please.' The doctor replies 'The good news is we're naming a disease after you!'
You know why orphans like boomerang? Because they come back unlike their parents
What does an apple company and an orphanage have that are different. Apples actually get picked.... Unlike little Timmy here.... He’s been here for 16 years..
good morning everybody well I could say that unlike emo kids
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I've lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!
This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
Q Why do orphans like boomrangs A They come back unlike their parents
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
When someone says you’re an orphan say..........I least I was wanted unlike you
Unlike the Americans Hitler knew when to kill his self
An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please." she says. The bartender says "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."
What's a orfons favourite toy
A boomerang because it came back unlike there peronts
What's the difference between a GOD and MY MOM. My mom exists. I mean.. she did at one point! unlike any "GODS".
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are "Your not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "Your right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
cancer jokes really grow on you - unlike the patients hair..
What does biden do he does you. What does do something useful unlike you
