Why is the tower of Pisa leaning Because unlike the twin towers it can doge
good morning everybody well I could say that unlike emo kids
What does biden do he does you. What does do something useful unlike you
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you Me: At least I have a brain unlike you Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella? Bully: How would you know that? Me: Because she told me herself Bully: How exactly? Me: She's on the phone right now Phone: *High pitched animal noises* Me: Told you so
What does an apple company and an orphanage have that are different. Apples actually get picked.... Unlike little Timmy here.... He’s been here for 16 years..
What's the difference between a GOD and MY MOM. My mom exists. I mean.. she did at one point! unlike any "GODS".
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Blitz: "HOLD ON! You better move that pussy wagon right now, or I’m gonna...-" Vortex: "You'll do what?" Blitz: "Or I'll... uh... uh, I- I'll call HR!" *Silence, then Verosika/me, Blitz, and Vortex bust into laughter. And then back to seriousness* Verosika/me: "Anyway, meet my new Hellhound... Vortex. Unlike you, he actually does his job well." *leaves and flips Blitz off* "Ta-ta fuck stain."
Bully: her little Timmy you look like a ugly rat. Timmy: well at least I'm a good chef and I'm in a movie unlike you. Bully: dies from embarrassment 😱
roses are red, unlike the rest, i'm the one who has your IP address.
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
I am only here because me no like blues clues lgbtq episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do ok. And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support unlike me in which I don’t support it
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are "Your not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "Your right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
What's a orfons favourite toy
A boomerang because it came back unlike there peronts
Why do Orphans prefer trucks, because unlike every other it is different.
whats the difference between a bmw and a porcupine
unlike the porcupine the pricks are on the inside
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
When someone says you’re an orphan say..........I least I was wanted unlike you
Unlike the Americans Hitler knew when to kill his self
Q Why do orphans like boomrangs A They come back unlike their parents
