Unlikeness jokes
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."
Memes
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
Cancer jokes really grow on you--unlike the patients' hair.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
Bully: "Hey little Timmy, you look like an ugly rat."
Timmy: "Well, at least I'm a good chef and I'm in a movie, unlike you."
Bully: Dies from embarrassment. 😱
Memes
Community
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