What's the difference between a GOD and MY MOM. My mom exists. I mean.. she did at one point! unlike any "GODS".
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are "Your not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "Your right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
cancer jokes really grow on you - unlike the patients hair..
What does biden do he does you. What does do something useful unlike you
Why do Orphans prefer trucks, because unlike every other it is different.
Bully: her little Timmy you look like a ugly rat. Timmy: well at least I'm a good chef and I'm in a movie unlike you. Bully: dies from embarrassment 😱
