Unlikeness jokes
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
Cancer jokes really grow on you--unlike the patients' hair.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.
Bully: "Hey little Timmy, you look like an ugly rat."
Timmy: "Well, at least I'm a good chef and I'm in a movie, unlike you."
Bully: Dies from embarrassment. 😱
Community talk
Mal, my mother. Cosmo, my father. I'm so happy I have you in my life. I dont know what I would do without you. Sometimes I fear I'd be a bad mother because of my birth parents. Then I think of you two. Mal, your patience, caring, and understanding. Unlike my own mother, you'd be happy to feed into my hobbies, to let me write instead of hating on the topic I choose. You care for me, and I am forever grateful. Cosmo, y… Read more
Hey everyone!! I have a small announcement for those who care. Jaeden and I are giving eachother another chance. BUT hear me out on this. I know last time some things happend, but I'm going to be honest. You all got a one-sided story. I was looking for the bad because I thought all that was gonna happen was me getting hurt. That's what I do, I keep looking for only the bad. Remember, at the beginning, when he made … Read more
@matt, we needs mods. Ppl say you spend more time on Sw than here and idk if that's true, but with the lack of you, and the Mods you oversee. We really do need them. I probably don't need to do this, but in my eye a request is more lightly meaningful the more evidence you give, so here are the main reasons, (in no particular order) and who is the most trustworthy and eligible for being a Mod, I'm my eyes, and I'd li… Read more