Unlikeness

Unlikeness Jokes

Orphan

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.

God

What's the difference between a God and my mom?

My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."

Sister

My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"

Biden

What does Biden do? He does you.

What does do something useful unlike you?

Orphan

Why do orphans prefer trucks? Because, unlike their parents, it is different.

Timmy

Bully: "Hey little Timmy, you look like an ugly rat."

Timmy: "Well, at least I'm a good chef and I'm in a movie, unlike you."

Bully: Dies from embarrassment. 😱