Unhelpfulness jokes
Police: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor's house.
Police: Where is your neighbor's house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house.
Police: *Arrests me*
I didn't ask: ❌
I'm sorry, but it doesn't seem that anyone needed this information, and there doesn't seem to be any chance anyone will need this information in the future. ✔️
Hey ummm help!
I'm not completely useless....
I can be used as a bad example!
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
You're not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.
Nike isn't helpful for suicidal people. You can't tell them to "Just Do It."
The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all.
So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in. He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.
Community talk
I'd like to make a YouTube video about worst jokes ever. It will be about all of the controversies, lore, and information. If you want to help, please comment under here if you want to help me out :). Please only post histories of important controversies, users, etc. Unhelpful comments will not be tolerated! Thanks