Underwood jokes
How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?
Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.
That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.
Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?
A robot can feign empathy.
What is the difference between Drake and Carrie Underwood?
Carrie Underwood kissed a 12-year-old boy on the lips.
If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!
Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr. Baker was probably a baker. Mr. Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr. Dickinson...
What do five dicks sticking out of glory holes and five udders both have in common? They are ready for milking.
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle Dave...
If trees could kill you, they wood.