Underwood jokes

What is the difference between Drake and Carrie Underwood?

Carrie Underwood kissed a 12-year-old boy on the lips.

If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!

Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.

I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.

That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...

What's the difference between Carrie Underwood and a robot?

A robot can feign empathy.

Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.

How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?

Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.

Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?