Underage

Underage Jokes

House parties are like Churches, there's always a underage kid getting fucked somewhere

Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”? Like we get it bro she’s underage.

People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.

Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!

Today we need to teach our teens about having safe sex while using contraceptives. condoms 99 percent effective birth controll 99 percent effective ect just be like me and use underage 7 year olds works 100 percent of the time ( only cost 20 years in jail ;)

What happens when you throw an underaged boy between two catholic priests? They fight and... You know the rest.

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