Underage memes

I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

I like my women how I like my wine.

Aged 9 years and lives in the basement.

People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.

Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!