Undead jokes

What do you call a zombie?

Nothing because zombies aren’t real, and if they were, you would be dead.

I asked my zombie boyfriend, "Does he have a brain?" Because he's stupid asf.

Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.

What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brian's, hahahahaha!

What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Graaaaiins.

What kind of bees eat brains?

Zombees.