I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
You are so ugly when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
You are so Ugly Santa goes ho ho ho holy Sh it
