Ugly jokes jokes

I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.

You are so ugly Santa goes "ho ho ho holy sh*t."