Uglies jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.

Your sister: You're so ugly.

Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?

If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.

Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up.

The grandmother says: "Hey, Jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad!"

Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks Jantje to help her stand up. Jantje answers: "No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad."

Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"

Yo mama so ugly a rapist wouldn't even touch her with a barge pole.

Kamala Harris is so ugly that Joe Biden is shaking hands with invisible people!

Mom: That's why your dad left you.

Me: Why?

Mom: I mean look at you, depressed, suicidal, and unhappy, always anxious, and other mental health issues.

Me: How is that my fault? You are a rude mom!

Mom: Your dad had a heart attack two weeks before you were born, because you are ugly!

(This actually did happen in real life.)

You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."

You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.

People: You're ugly.

Me: Ok.

People: I hate you.

Me: Cool, IDC.

People: You're annoying.

Me: Good for me.

People: BTS is dumb.

Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought the Grinch was ugly until I saw you.

Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.

Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.

So a girl says, "You're so ugly to me," and she says, "I’m the prettiest girl." I say, "Yeah, a pretty girl for an ogre 👹!"

Why did the woman feel ugly?

A. Nobody would even rape her.

At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."

You're so ugly you scared the crap out of the toilet!

Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.

A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”

The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."

Your mama is so ugly, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.