Uglies jokes
Your mom is so ugly her face would split in half when she sees you.
My friend is so ugly, she got surgery twice, but not even that could fix her.
You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama is so ugly, when I took a picture of her, my phone screen cracked.
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.
Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.
Enemy: You know, I saw you walking down the street, and at first glance, I thought you were a fat and ugly bitch.
Me: Strange... Who puts a mirror in the middle of the street?
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and feel better.
Y'all is ugly!
1st graders: Ay yo girl, I think you’re beautiful, let’s get married!!
2nd graders: Uhh, don’t tell my mom that we’re dating!! She won’t let me date! Let’s keep this a seeeeecret heeheehee.
3rd graders: Uh, my teacher told me to stay after school because I wrote a poem about you and I’m 9 years old, we have to break up, sweetie.
4th graders: Hey, I think you’re cute!! Wanna date? I don’t think my girlfriend will mind.......
5th graders (they start wearing makeup): Ay girl, your eyelashes are pretty, I like you now, wanna date? Here’s my numberrrrrr.
6th graders: Heyyyyy, I gotta tell you a secret, I got a crush on you!! Don’t tell anyone!! Byeee, ooh, I’ll text you later!
7th graders: We need to make Peyton jealous because she broke up with you!! Wanna date? I mean, you’re not hot, but still, great personalityyyyy, alright, bye now.
8th graders: Hi sweetheart, I got STARRRBUCKKKSSS
Me: UGLY AF AND LITERALLY NO BOYFRIEND.....
A man told his love interest she looked beautiful.
And then his love interest told him she had loads of things to tell him.
And after 3 minutes, she told him he looked fat, ugly, disgusting, creepy, and tiny.
Then the police came and arrested her for saying that.
"Dez nuts, bell suck and she ugly."
Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.
Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).
Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!
Bully: Ew, no I don't!
Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?
Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂