Uglies jokes
Yo mama is so ugly, even the ugliest person in the world looked like a sword standing next to her.
1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”
2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.
3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
There are 10 million million million million million million million million particles in da universe that we can observe.
Yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
You're so ugly Bob the Builder cat can fix you.
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
One day, there was an ugly barnacle. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end!
If you had a dollar for every time someone said you're ugly, you'd meet someone who wouldn't say you're ugly.
Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?
Because the format of them is ugly.
Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
You're so ugly, even Smara gets jealous.
Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.