Uglies jokes

Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.

Yo momma is so ugly, she gets rejected by dead people.

This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.

If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"

You're so ugly your hairline ran away!

Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."

Yo hairline so ugly even Bob the Builder said he couldn't fix it.

His hairline is so ugly that Martin Luther King had a dream about it.

Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.

Yo mama so ugly, her mirror broke.

TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!

You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

Yo mama is so ugly, her self-portraits hanged themselves.

Your sister is so ugly that she made an onion cry.

If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.

Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.

Hey, this is to orphans:

"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"

Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.

Bully 2: Look in a mirror.

Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.

You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!