Uglies jokes

Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!

An orphan comes up to me and says, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."

Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.

Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.

Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.

Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.

Your hairline is so ugly, it’s receding from your face to never see you.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!

Tyler is ugly.

If you are called Tyler, change your name.

Your mama is so ugly.

The Buddhist monks broke their vow of silence.

The police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.

You're so ugly your hairline ran away!

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

You are so ugly when your mum dropped you off at school, she got fined for littering.

You are so ugly, when the devil saw you, he said, "Jesus Christ!"

You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!

Bully 1 to Bully 2: You're ugly.

Bully 2: Look in a mirror.

Bully 1: Just because it worked for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone else.

You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!

Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.

Hey, this is to orphans:

"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"

You're so ugly that I choked and died.