Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.
Today sucked. My girlfriend got hit by a car, and I lost my job as an Uber driver.
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Uber driver: .........
Me: .........
Uber driver: .........
Me: 5 stars.
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
I got so drunk with the guys yesterday that when the Uber driver asked how many drinks I had, I said, "Yes."
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.
He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Why did I have to pay $300 on Uber?
I had to get from your forehead to your big ass nose.
I heard an Uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like $40.
I took an Uber home the other day, and the bastard was swerving all over the road and driving on the shoulder... I said, "Who the f*ck taught you to drive?" To this, he replied, "Stevie Wonder."