Twos jokes
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing, and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What can you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing that you haven't told her twice already.
Memes
Guys only want two things in life
Why can't America play Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
Two antennas met on a roof and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?
Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
Two sentence horror stories go.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.