Twin jokes
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Here comes the plane... the twins. ☠️
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Teacher: Hi class, today we will learn about the song, "London Bridge is falling down, falling down."
Then one student said, "I thought it was 'Twin Towers are falling down, falling down!'"
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
What do you call two terrorists standing next to each other with their dicks out?
The Twin Towers.
Me and Billy Bob the 1st, Billy Bob the 2nd, and Billy Bob 4th Jr. were all in the Twin Towers.
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.