Twin jokes
Who is older than the Twin Towers?
Billy Bob the 1th. He was older than the Twin Towers. He was born 3 minutes before the Twin Towers and is still alive today.
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. ðŸ¤
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.