Twin jokes
Twin Towers, more like dead towers.
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?
Nothing, they both fell.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
What if Flappy Bird was with the Twin Towers?
A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.
Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
The twins are falling down.
Ever seen twins?
If you said yes, was it before or after 2001?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.